spice flavored

are they out yet? for girls who like a bit of chilly with their cream… 😛

man how can co.s not see this potential

Awesome weather

So yesterday the sun relented, the rain peter-pattered and a nice wind picked up…it was abso-fucking-lutely brilliant weather…the kind that makes you wanna take a girl and do it in a lawn under the shade of a nice gulmohar tree

tall girls

man, not just tall but beautiful also, saw one on saturday from my balcony…wearing real short shorts, jogging around the block, nice toned healthy (not skinny) legs.

Again today morning in the office complex…wearing salwar kameez…light blue floral print on a white background…looking absolutely chic

even though they are out of league coz of their height…nething that beats my 5’8 and half is not to be targetted 😛 but i’d rather have more of them around than the 5′ nothings that seem to populate most of every place…man what Indian genes are getting shortened or something?

misery lovers

there seems to be a new category of women around, the misery lovers

they go like oh i’m a victim of life, he left me, my true love, boo hoo hoo

so they dress up all sexy, come flashing about to the office and u kno they are single and very knockable

but as the night progresses instead of getting all flirty and kissy

they sing that cacophonix song…’woe is me…he left me’ and u wonder wtf just happened to u

loosen ure bra a lil ladies, let some blood get into ure head and well other parts too u kno, they might start working again

i’m just wondering are there guys like this also? hope not, especially given that v r born jerks 😛

oh friend

what have u been doing since school if u r still looking to make ppl from the opposite sex your  ‘friends’ …dont u have enuf already? or were u late at starting

or heck is it just that u feel shy of getting wet…’i want u to be my friend’ she says holding his hand…i’m thinking, seeing the poor guy, of feeding her some aphro stuff, maybe that will get her dessert to get wet again…or maybe he is where she comes for time pass and somewhere else its that she goes for the hump

the women of any species are smart…be warned!!!

pals and gay pals

if u keep mentioning other ppl in ure life to ure pal…ure safely assuming they are not into u…or that they are ure gay pal (need not be necessarily gay to qualify)…its the cuckold version in frnz…

some may not like finding themselves labeled as such…

recession economy analysis and stimulus package

drats!!! i was commenting on someones blog and thought will post the same stuff as a post and lo…it didnt Copied!!! so now i have to try and write it again…grrr

Here goes:

The current economic indicators have pointed to a tripling of the consumption of liquor, drugs and sexual services. World over the governments are realizing that this may be the key to ending the recession. They are now making amendments to legalize and proliferate these businesses. It is expected that this stimulus package will provide additional employment to atleast a million people all over the world and will help boost even the stagnant economies into growth mode.

Some of the aspects being considered:
1. Any one can brew beer at home
2. For hard liquor a minimum set up of 100 litres would be required (more technical details later)
3. All investment bankers get an automatic license to provide sexual services…it is believed they were no better than prostitutes earlier also
4. All tainted audit firm members get an automatic license to act as pimps
5. All automotive workers who have been laid off will be provided free training in making sex toys. They will also be provided loans to buy instruments and raw material to make these toys

6. Everybody else will be able to plant marijuana and poppy plants in their garden/homes. 5 minute tutorials on handrolling of leaves will be provided as a free discourse on tv 10 times a day. These vegetable products will not attract any taxes in the wholesale markets

It is believed that with such an ‘electrifying’ stimulus the recession will not be able to remain ‘erect’ for very long and soon it will be back to the days of ‘humping’ glory

ice…

ice usually cools of the thing…good for tease play

but in this friggin heat…man u need ice just to be able to do the thing…if ya kno wat i mean

Small?

Over heard ‘is my dick small’

so hmm…would’ve like to tell that chap, that u can finger fuck girls and they still cum…so if a girl is finding your dick small…it jst might be…that her pussy is loose…

of course the bigger (longer, wider) you are the visual appeal of the instrument gets better…

but whether u have a pistol or a rifle…the dependence on whether u make a killing or not…my dear chap…is solely on your skill…not on your instrument

A day of turn offs?

man first the badly dressed and to add freckled firangs…

then the squeaky voiced lady in the elevator…gaah

guess today is the day, there’s no stimulus to get hard or heck even get dirty thoughts…sigh!